ঈদের কেনাকাটা

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বিচারক: আপনার অপরাধ?
অভিযুক্ত ব্যক্তি: আমি আমার ঈদের কেনাকাটা একটু আগেভাগে সেরে ফেলতে চেয়েছিলাম।
বিচারক: কতখানি আগে?
অভিযুক্ত ব্যক্তি: দোকান খোলার আগে।

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